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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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the correct response is
"Thank you my dear. You have afforded me some relief."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:20, 4 replies)
or
How'd you like them apples
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:29, closed)
Put that in your pipe and smoke it

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 12:08, closed)
How about,
"Don't move, I'll get you a towel"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 19:16, closed)
I normally find saying
"sorry, I meant to give you some warning." is appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:40, closed)
Or how about..
*Huge Smile*
Your turn I believe?

Works for me....
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 20:53, closed)
This
is the correct response.

The others are funnier though. But they would generally garner a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:55, closed)

Not bad but your mum is better
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:15, closed)

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