The time my friends found too much...
Let me set the scene for you...

It was the night of my 22nd birthday, drinks were flowing, people were merry, all in all, it was a Good Time.

The night progresses in a similar vein until the wee hours, at which point we all pile into my (cosy - read:tiny) flat which I share with my brother.

Now, my friends came from far and wide to join me in my celebrations, and 1 such friend brought with her a gentleman whom I had met on a couple of occasions and found rather attractive. By the end of the night it became clear that my feelings were reciprocated, and come bed time, said gentleman and I were holed up in my room having a right good time! I've always been a bit of an extrovert, and 'sexy time' is no different, we experimented and brought in to use some of Ann Summers finest 'aides'. All was well in casa Bobblebubble.

In the morning after not alot of sleep, I could hear everyone waking up, telly switched on, breakfast being made, and being a morning person, I felt like extending my suprise birthday present and got back down to it.
Now, my friend, the kind sould she is, knocked on my door and barged in without an invite, just to see if I wanted some food. Me and my birthday present looked up, shocked, and the room fell silent...silent apart from the 'whirr whirrr whirr' of the previously mentioned 'aide' that was somewhere on the bed - embarrassing me - ALOT

My friend went bright red, shut the door, went back to my living room - and proceeded to tell everyone (my brother included, poor thing) about the fact that i'm a bit (ALOT) of a deviant.

Best birthday ever....

Couldn't look my brother in the eye for a week

worth it though ;)
(bobblebubble is sick on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:31, 9 replies)

**SOUND THE PANDER ALERT!!**
*WARNING INCOMING VIRGINS!*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:46, closed)

They are all out shagging on the town

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 21:52, closed)

shagging on the town stood against the wall in a club with a drink in there hand hopefully staring at anything that walks past in a skirt.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:05, closed)

It's times like this I remember why I luff you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 22:15, closed)

hehe!
Go girl!!

at uni, my house mate had a similar buzzing aid that interfered with the TV when she used it, it was funny for the first month, then we bought her a 'better' one that didn't interfere with said TV. ( she used it alot!)
(orangejuicejohns, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 9:43, closed)

poor soul!
I wonder how long it took for her to realise or for you guys to tell her!?
Bless her cottons, maybe she should write in with that story to this QOTW herself hehe!!
(bobblebubble is sick on, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 16:11, closed)

I am sceptical of this claim

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 18:33, closed)

One of my housemates had an interfering device too
but that was a mains-powered electric razor.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 19:38, closed)

while at uni in halls I visited one of my lady friends to find her corridor mate hovering around outside her room.

Me "what are you doing?"

Her "Erm I lost an earring earlier and I'm looking for it"

Me "Right, so what are you really doing here?"

Her "I keep hearing these strange noises at night" she then looked around "I think she's using a vibrator at night!"

Me "Erm...." at this point my friend walks into the corridor, queue the hasty departure of her embarrased neighbour and me trying not to laugh.
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 22:05, closed)