Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Charlene from Neighbours?That would put you in your 30's.
You can tell the age of a bloke by who he masturbated to as a teen.
Edit - just read your profile...... ok, late twenties/early thirties.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:24,
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Almost 30sbut not quite :-)
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@ BlouseMine was Marlene Dietrich...
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:38,
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Pah!Mine was Marie Antoinette.
*creaks*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:46,
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Dude...Lady Godiva was fucking HOT.
*dust blowing off of bones*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:04,
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NahhhCleopatra, now she could play with my snake all day!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 10:46,
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PhwoarMary Magdalene eh? What a filthy slut. I would do her 'til she died. Oh hang on...
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That won't work for mecoz as a teen I masturbated to my classmates.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:09,
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