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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Christ
Just told a guy I work with that he needs to sort out his music tastes...

He's deaf...

I'm going to Hull...

After I watch the Pigeon Detectives tonight in Manc
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:58, 11 replies)
They're a terrible band
Thats more cringy that the deaf thing.
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:01, closed)
'he needs to sort out his music tastes'
'After I watch the Pigeon Detectives'

Um...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:04, closed)
I'm with m'colleagues here
They are fucking BENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:04, closed)
Just taken a dump and thought that
Still, it's a cheap gig so not too arsed
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:11, closed)
I saw Airbourne last Friday
they were superb.

Utterly unoriginal and all the better for it. And about £150 less per head than AC/DC who I failed to get a ticket for.


The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:21, closed)
How did you tell him to sort out his music tastes if he's deaf?

(littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:43, closed)
MSN
he;s not blind as well you know! ;)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:46, closed)
I think
more pertinantly then, the question is, does it matter what he listens to?

Hell, if I was deaf, Girls Aloud would be my favourite band.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:52, closed)
I think Id like poetic stuff
Do deaf people just read the lyrics? I bet they hate dance music
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:58, closed)
Oddly...
A guy I met at a rave once told me he loved drum and bass, even though he was deaf. (he signed, lipread and could hear a tiny bit)

He reckoned he heard the music with his whole body..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:30, closed)
SAme here
this lad I know likes his dancey stuff, lists his tastes as Carl Cox
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 8:43, closed)

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