Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I have just found outthat I am going to have to teach Sex Education to year 5 in the spring.
I'm going to have to remind myself how it all works.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16,
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I hope you have a magenta whiteboard pen.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:35,
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Hahaha!^this
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Keep it simple...Just tell them it's a mucky business and they should wait until they're married. That's what our sex education teacher told us.
'And if you must do it beforehand, make sure you've got some towels handy.'
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That could be an interesting chat-up line(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:10,
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You put your left leg in, your right leg out.You do the hokey cokey and you shake it all about.
Pfft! That's all they need to know.
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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:54,
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Doesn't the pointy bit go in the round bit?(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:27,
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