Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Inappropriate? Who says?Back when I was 19, I was seeing a 17 year old girl I with whom I worked in a pub kitchen, Tamsyn. Everything was going very well until I met the family.
Her sister was 16, meaning her mum had got straight back up the duff after delivering Tamsyn, and was hot as hell. It didn't help that she was the spitting image of her sister. What was worse was her mother had given birth to Tamsyn at 16, and consequently was only 33 (14 years my senior) and still looked cracking.
If only I'd fancied her dad, that would have been totally inappropriate!
No apologies for crapness or length, seeing as it's not that long anyway. Besides, I'm sure there'll be plenty of similar stories (or worse) to come.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 11:35,
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