Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Wesley Crusher was hot...
...that being the only half-decent one to admit to.
But, as a confused little boy of about 5 or 6, I had a massive thing for Pat Sharp. Whilst other lads dreamed of the female twins from Fun House lezzing it up, I wanted the mighty mullet of Pat Sharp and his sexy arms.
Looking at this in black and white, I think I need more coffee.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 12:29, Reply)
...that being the only half-decent one to admit to.
But, as a confused little boy of about 5 or 6, I had a massive thing for Pat Sharp. Whilst other lads dreamed of the female twins from Fun House lezzing it up, I wanted the mighty mullet of Pat Sharp and his sexy arms.
Looking at this in black and white, I think I need more coffee.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 12:29, Reply)
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