Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Stalker joins the familyMy GF's best friend is pretty good looking, in fact shes the type that get's all the blokes trying it on in the nightclub. She worked with my GF at the cinema along with a twat of a bloke.
Said twat would keep trying to no avail to get in there (presents, asking for a date etc) but to no avail. So he marries her sister.
Thing is, none of us are convinced he likes the sister and certainly rather neglects her so we reckon it was just a way to keep seeing his idol after the cinema closed down.
Sicko.
Regarding length, he got it caught in his zip and went to hospital for stiches!!! Made my day that did.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 12:59, Reply)
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