Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Weather girls with little boobies
Julie Reinger (Look East), Becky Mantin (ITV)
and my favourite, Wendy Hurrell (Anglia).
The only inappropriate thing about them is mentioning their little boobies to Mrs Paralytic every time they're waving things at weather maps. Her (rather specific) crush is rough-round-the-edges firemen with Irish accents. It can't have anything to do with the fact her dad's a retired fireman. After all, my mum's not a retired TV weathergirl.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:40, Reply)
Julie Reinger (Look East), Becky Mantin (ITV)
and my favourite, Wendy Hurrell (Anglia).
The only inappropriate thing about them is mentioning their little boobies to Mrs Paralytic every time they're waving things at weather maps. Her (rather specific) crush is rough-round-the-edges firemen with Irish accents. It can't have anything to do with the fact her dad's a retired fireman. After all, my mum's not a retired TV weathergirl.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:40, Reply)
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