Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Heeeyy you guuuys.Seeing as somebody’s already admitted to fancying Cheetara and stolen my ‘thunder’ (oh no) I’ll fill you in on my mate Ash’s embarrassing crush confession.
He’d been seeing his girlfriend for about 6 months and they were having one of their frequent confession sessions where they admitted their deepest, darkest secrets to one another.
The subject of childhood crushes comes up and Ash decides to fess up about the ‘funny feelings’ that Mikey from the Goonies (aka Sean Astin/chubby hobbit from lotr) used to give him when he watched the Spielberg masterpiece in the 80s.
Little did he know that his other half had to tell just one person (who just happened to be the biggest blabbermouth in town) and by the following night he was trying to work out why the whole pub kept dropping random Goonies quotes into conversation.
He is still doing his level best to live it down.
(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:47, Reply)
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