Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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BartendersI have really big crushes on bartenders at three of my local pubs.
I think the logic must be: they talk to me, smile and give me beer - therefore i like them. Repeat this enough times and you end up with a crush.
Unfortunately the only times I'll see them out socially is after they have finished work (ie midnight) and I'm trolleyed and they're sober and fed up with dealing with drunks.
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Actually i was skiving on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:32,
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