Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Cadbury's CaramelI could be wrong, but I believe she was voiced by Patsy Byrne rather than Miriam Margoyles.
AKA Nursie from Blackadder:
Hear that? That's the sound of a million penises shrivelling up and disappearing into nothing.
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 18:50,
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