Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Viz QuotesThis may actually have been from Viz wannabe Spit but it still makes me smile.
"Samantha Janus. I'd crawl through a barrel of broken glass just to stick matches in her shit."
Any they say romance is dead.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 18:54,
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