Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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The object of my teenage affections..taught English, was a stone fox [seeing him makes you used stupid expressions like this] & I thought about him all the time. Still do. He has spoiled me for other men. Always had time for me. Helped me interview for Cambridge, smooth out coursework [spent two hours helping me after class], gave me books, always read out my work, & made fantastic comments directed at me that singled me out as his partner in his putdowns of others. He had the sexiest voice & hearing world war one poetry still turns me on even now.
Obviously helped by the fact this man wore trousers from Mothercare which he had tailored. Seriously. Must've been. Never have two ass cheeks fought so hard to be free of their cloth prison..
length? Frankly Sir, I enjoyed it.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 0:02, Reply)
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