Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Low resolution foxYesterday while walking past the window in the office I noticed what I thought was a very foxy young lady walking up the hill and commented as such.
Turns out she was in her forties at least and was wearing sandals.
My excuse? I'd forgotten to put my contact lenses in that morning.
Bad eyesight = everyone's foxy
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 8:55, Reply)
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