Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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It's gotta be
Inappropriate cos she's just the gayest superheroine ever. A lasso that makes you tell the truth ffs? wtf? What happened to the guns that fire chainsaws?
What's even scarier is I've just realised that she was the reason why I was attracted to pron with this lady in..
Sigh. Whither the halcyon wanks of yesteryear..
( , Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:38, Reply)
Inappropriate cos she's just the gayest superheroine ever. A lasso that makes you tell the truth ffs? wtf? What happened to the guns that fire chainsaws?
What's even scarier is I've just realised that she was the reason why I was attracted to pron with this lady in..
Sigh. Whither the halcyon wanks of yesteryear..
( , Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:38, Reply)
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