Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Just remembered another one.I was shopping at Tesco one evening with my daughter, and as we were walking away from the check-out she said:
“God, that girl really fancies you”. Of course I had noticed her blushing furiously as I handed her my Clubcard…Inappropriate? She was about my daughter’s age.
Even more inappropriate, after that, I’d try to make sure I used her aisle to feed my paltry ego, nasty man that I am.
Oh yes, very similar thing at Blockbusters, she is very cute too in a 19 yr old bookish way.
Must be something to do with my time of life. Best make the most of it while I’ve still got some hair.
(, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 13:37, Reply)
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