Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Anything at the mo is an inappropriate crush....
...me missus is 5 months preggers, and if she catches me even glancing at something with 2 tits some holes and a heartbeat my arms will be violently removed and used to beat me to death, the hormonus spack of horror that she is at the mo.
( , Fri 29 Sep 2006, 19:33, Reply)
...me missus is 5 months preggers, and if she catches me even glancing at something with 2 tits some holes and a heartbeat my arms will be violently removed and used to beat me to death, the hormonus spack of horror that she is at the mo.
( , Fri 29 Sep 2006, 19:33, Reply)
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