Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Not me, but my satisfyingly EX mother in lawfancied lots of male movie and TV stars over the years, all of whom, without exception, turend out to be gay.
Rock Hudson? Yup. Richard Chamberlain? Check. Certain male singers whose sexuality it is actionable to question? Absolutely.
The list is long - every closeted gay bloke whom the camera ever loved.
Every time we heard her say, ooh, I like 'im! we KNEW.
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