Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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SupernannyI know it's wrong but the thought of being told that my behaviour is "not asseptable" before being sent to the naughty step sends me into paroxysms of joy. I think it's the realisation that she probably has a Lady Garden like an Amazonian Rainforest where one could shelter for hours before knitting a sweater from her copious pubic hair. That and the fact she looks like she goes like a bunny.
I also have a "thing" for Miss Hoolie from Balamory. Damn these televisual women of Authority!
*cranks*
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 20:13, Reply)
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