Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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One girl even called him "Mr Malfoy" by accident. Then she sort of squeaked and ran away, it was hilarious.I'm seventeen. My crushes have tended to be not so much inappropriate as bordering on obsessive, entirely unreciprocated and frankly embarrassing.
But several of my friends are suffering from a ridiculously inappropriate frenzy of lust for the head teacher of science at our all girls school. I swear to god, he looks EXACTLY like Lucius Malfoy from the Harry Potter movies, long white hair and all. Why this inspires drooling in the corridors I couldn't tell you, although he is remarkably well-preserved for a man with children... and he does have this sort of naval stride like he belongs on the deck of a British Man'o'War two hundred years ago...
Anyway.
When we have Extremely Formal Assemblies, We Mean It This Is Really Really Important Take Off That Pink Headband Young Lady, he wears scholarly robes. Robes! Ohgod. I swear it's being at a single sex school that does it.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 6:25, Reply)
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