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As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.

I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.

Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Draco Malfoy's thuggish lackey...
...from the Harry Potter movies - not the fat one, the other taller one. As much as I try-not-to-think about it, I always see him and think 'Mmmmm, I could give that lad something to do in detention and no mistake'. What can I say? I just like them big 'n' ugly - 'n' male, obviously :)

I wouldn't mind (leaving the fact he's definitely under 21 aside for just a moment lol) but I usually like them older - closer to my own age, that is, and for several reasons too, but still 1-2 decades older than him.

I could spout off 'wand' gags all day, but I'll spare us all the torment.

PS - Wasn't it the decidedly homely and oo-aaaar-ish poet Pam Ayres who used to voice the Caramel Bunny? At least at first (talking about the seventies here)?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 12:48, Reply)

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