Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I am bi so it is allowed...But still, dear God was I horrified when I woke the following morning. Watched Eng vs Paraguay with some mates and randoms round someones house, drinking in the garden, in the sunshine on an empty stomach. The obvious happens and I get slaughtered, the evening match was Ivory Coast vs Argentina (I think) it was about then that whenever there was a close up of Didier Drogba that I decide to tell everyone how he gives me the horn. My missus at the time was not best pleased.
I secretly still stand by my statement though and whenever I see him now I do still have a little light in my heart for the 'orrible little West London money grabbing scumbag fucker.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 19:42, Reply)
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