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As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.

I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.

Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.

(, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Ah, erm, this isn't sick or anything, is it?
I confess to a mad crush on Lou, Andy's carer, from Little Britain. I don't even like that kind of hair but I just want to ram my tongue down his throat.

Now for my much more normal crush from LB: Tony Head. Humma, humma.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 19:56, Reply)

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