Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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9 to 5
I fell in love with Sheena Easton when I saw her singing 9 to 5 on Tizwaz.....might have been Swap Shop, can't 'member. Mummy caught me snogging the telly.
I had a similar crush on the Papa Dont Preach era Madonna. Pausing the video, frame by frame, just to try and catch a glimpse of a nipple. Mummy caught me having a fiddle to that one.
I am now very happily married to Cyndi Lauper, thank you very much.
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 5:52, Reply)
I fell in love with Sheena Easton when I saw her singing 9 to 5 on Tizwaz.....might have been Swap Shop, can't 'member. Mummy caught me snogging the telly.
I had a similar crush on the Papa Dont Preach era Madonna. Pausing the video, frame by frame, just to try and catch a glimpse of a nipple. Mummy caught me having a fiddle to that one.
I am now very happily married to Cyndi Lauper, thank you very much.
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 5:52, Reply)
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