Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Take your pick
I have had some very strange crushes in the past, but they are defo getting worse. In no particular order:
Martin from EastEnders, but about 5 years ago when he was a young teenager
David Cameron - so masterful
Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen - looks so clean but I bet he's dirty
Boris Becker but only recently
The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:08, Reply)
I have had some very strange crushes in the past, but they are defo getting worse. In no particular order:
Martin from EastEnders, but about 5 years ago when he was a young teenager
David Cameron - so masterful
Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen - looks so clean but I bet he's dirty
Boris Becker but only recently
The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:08, Reply)
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