Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Faith Browns affect on a young lad..One time when I was an innocent child, sat cross legged on the front room carpet soaking in all manner of Saturday evening telly, working my way through packet after packet of Monster Munch and generally being lazy, I remember some cheap comedy impressionist program appearing.
I'd never seen Faith Brown before, but since then I've never forgotten her.
For those who don't remember her I'll try and explain - she was one of those random acts that would appear on evening variety shows in the 80's - she was blonde, alot older than me, and had the biggest bloody tits I'd ever seen in my life.
The inappropriate thing is she's 64 now, and I still bloody well would.
www.manders.clara.net/faith_brown/pages/faith001.htm
Oh - and with regard Lazy Towns Stephanie you're all evil, evil men. But I would too.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:12, Reply)
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