Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
(
chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
« Go Back
Half crush, half bizarre runic stalkingMy friend's dad teaches Ancient Icelandic Law or something similar.
Years ago one of his students developed a huge crush on him and started sending him creepy, stalker-like love letters written in Icelandic runes. He took them to the police, but they couldn't understand them and just thought they were hilariously nerdy.
Eventually, they discovered she had been hiding in the bushes outside his house, and he had to move to a new house in the dead of night.
Finally, she was arrested for something else and ended up in a mental institution.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 12:22, Reply)
« Go Back