Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Oh yes..Jordan - AKA Katie Price. Why this becomes inappropriate is that I absolutely and totally loathe everything she stands for, her attitude, vacuousness, and disgusting, shit-streaked brand of 'celebrity'. I hate everything she does, every nauseating word she utters and every repulsive move she makes in her slimey career.
That being said, I'd absolutely love to fuck her.
How it is that I can loathe someone, yet still want to fuck them, is both inappropriate and a mystery to me.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:09, Reply)
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