Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Shrek -
No, not even that one outta Here'say. Me & the bestie went to see Shrek Two a couple of years back, & when he briefly morphs into a human [See? we're not as sick as you initially thought] we silently acknowledged, we probably would. I guess it was the rugby player build & bad Scottish accent. Maybe we were just less [okay, more - you should've seen the human waste we were dating at the time] fussy back in our youff..Clearly, with hindsight, I see this is sick & wrong, & obviously Puss In Boots [voiced by Banderas] was the clear choice.
Length? Shouldn't it be a pussy joke here?
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:03, Reply)
No, not even that one outta Here'say. Me & the bestie went to see Shrek Two a couple of years back, & when he briefly morphs into a human [See? we're not as sick as you initially thought] we silently acknowledged, we probably would. I guess it was the rugby player build & bad Scottish accent. Maybe we were just less [okay, more - you should've seen the human waste we were dating at the time] fussy back in our youff..Clearly, with hindsight, I see this is sick & wrong, & obviously Puss In Boots [voiced by Banderas] was the clear choice.
Length? Shouldn't it be a pussy joke here?
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:03, Reply)
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