Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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You peopleare messing with my mind btw. I had an inappropriate dream about Russell Brand last night. Inappropriate because he's womanising scum with all the panazz & charm of a rapist.. Wait, thats offensive to rapists. Surely I can't fancy someone who repulses me in waking life?
Cock joke? I'll leave it to RB.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:06, Reply)
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