Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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The exShe was beautiful. Everything I could ever have wanted in a woman - and more. If I'd written a list of everything I wanted in a partner, she'd have ticked all the boxes, added some more, ticked then and then sucked my nob and swallowed while fingering anothr woman who never realised she was bi until that moment.
She was that good.
Utterly, utterly wonderful. The best thing that ever happened to me.
Why was it inappropriate? Well, we had differings of opinions. I wanted to spend a month in Vietnam working for a children's charity. She wanted to dump me and fuck off with a lawyer who had a big house and two posh cars.
She won. I still bear the mental scars.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:05, Reply)
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