Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I am a jinxI used to fancy the girl who played Marmalade Atkins on the kids' TV show. No worries, I was 10 at the time so it wasn't illegal.
She died about 2 years ago.
Kylie? Woof. I'd do her.
Breast cancer.
Kirsty McColl - wow, what a lady. And a mouth on her. I could imagine the lyrics to "There's a man works down the chip shop swglfglfglf fuck me big boy"
Dead.
Do not, for the love of god, let me fancy you. Ever.
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