Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Anyone remember Bergerac?
Well, Bergerac had a slightly chubby secretary, now more famous as the Alien/Mayor of Cardiff in Dr Who: Annette Badland. I wouldn't now of course. Partly because Mrs Grimface would not be amused and partly because I'm no longer wearing the sperm-goggles I wore when I was a horny teenager in the '80s.
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:30, Reply)
Well, Bergerac had a slightly chubby secretary, now more famous as the Alien/Mayor of Cardiff in Dr Who: Annette Badland. I wouldn't now of course. Partly because Mrs Grimface would not be amused and partly because I'm no longer wearing the sperm-goggles I wore when I was a horny teenager in the '80s.
( , Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:30, Reply)
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