Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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I was performing an act of mutual oral gratificationand my lady friend told me to be less noisy so I didn't wake up her housemates.
Staring into her recently-shaved lady bits, I replied
"All right cunt-stubble, I'll cum quietly".
(, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:35, Reply)
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