Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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A treeIncidentally my crush also gave me my first ever erection. Probably not so strange but inappropriate as you will see.
Most young boys probably had some strange feelings towards She-Ra from He-man and I was no exception. However, it was not her Blonde hair, mini skirt or long boots that turned me on, oh no. I was sitting watching an episode with her in when she had some strange curse/spell placed on her. The lower half of her then turned into a tree, roots and all. For some reason this turned me on incredibly, this half woman/ half tree being on the screen in cartoon format gave me my first ever boner.
I've never felt the need to have sex with a tree since but maybe I should give it a go, maybe it'll be just as good as She-ra!
(, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 16:08, Reply)
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