Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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my many fantasy sperm donor recipients include....Stacey out of Eastenders (she got a durty mouth)
That Fiona woman off GMTV even though she only talks about cancer and handicapped kids (that would have to put you off your stroke)
Peaches Geldof (droooooool!)
Sarah Smart (the very definition of sweet and innocent)
Ari Up of the Slits as she is now (ultimate older woman thang - and she has super massive dreads which is a huge bonus for me)
Grace Jones (utterly terrifying, utterly mental, just could be the best shag on earth)
Pron star Allie Sin aka Naughty Nati
Amanda Redman (ultra MILF, plus the idea of her and Sarah Smart doing an mother/daughter combo in a rudey reprisal of their roles in At Home With The Braithwaites is enough to make my pants fly off - chuck in Julie Graham from the same series and I'm in hog heaven)
Alia Shawcat from Arrested Development (the hot cousin)
Plus the usual assortment of mates, teachers, mates gfs, cousins etc. A mixture of the much-too-old, barely-legal and wildly inappropriate, then...just like everyone else!
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