Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Oh God, Did I Really...?Knew I was (mostly) gay from an early age and was attracted by hairy men. Knocked one out over a copy of the Radio 1 diary in about 1977 - Noel Edmonds, the Bee Gees and (HORRORS!!)Dave Lee Travis all had their chests out in it. Even worse I was in the bathroom where were staying with Posh Friends Of The Family supposedly having a poo.
Oh and Benny from ABBA when he was skinny in 1975.
And both PC Plum and Archie from Balamory.
Ainsley Harriot.
Please make it stop!!
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