If you're a man and you don't cry at the end of Gladiator...
He goes to his murdered wife and kid in the afterlife. ARE YOU FUCKING DEAD INSIDE OR SOMETHING?
( cupboardy, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:34, 8 replies)

You're clearly either a woman or a gayer.
MEN DO NOT CRY, YOU UTTER PISSWIMP. You obviously weren't beaten severely enough as a child.
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE GUARDIAN COMMENTS PAGE.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:28, closed)

You do realise it's pretend.
The 'gladiator' is an Australian bloke called Russell Crowe. He's wearing a costume and people have told him what to say and where to stand to give the appearance that there was a general who became a gladiator and then killed the Emperor, but none of it ever happened, and what you saw was all pretend, so no I didn't cry, because I don't think a make believe death is sad.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 10:40, closed)

I am compelled to concur

( rofl harris, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 20:22, closed)

I fear you have somewhat missed the point of fiction and drama.
You mega-autism.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 9:43, closed)

Utter crap,
He's not Australian.
( Peej, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:05, closed)

There is no after life
so why cry over a fantasy.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 14:18, closed)