"Death of a Facilities Support Unit" was good (and would have been better still without the powerwank paragraph at the end). As was Monty's rather grumpy reply.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:08, 2 replies)

That was much funnier
I laughed until I coughed phlegm on the table
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 23:20, closed)

Trouble is, once you've got a reputation for producing dull as fuck, third-rate fanfic, it's hard to get anyone to read beyond the first word - funny post or not.

Time to ditch the kiddie TV show schtick. Till then, the ignore function is a good friend.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 0:02, closed)

I've never used ignore
Can't bear to let the rich tapestry of life here pass me by, in any of its semi-demi cryptozoic manifestations.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 1:12, closed)

that's not how ignore works on here though
because of some of the delicate weepy noobs and the ineptness of the developers, other people can put you on ignore and hide whole sections of ... well ... tedious whining normally
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)

Bit of Quinchy defending his sock puppet in there too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:49, closed)

they're going to be b3ta's first gay marriage

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 7:57, closed)

Do you, the crown prince of mince, take this rambling sack of shit to be your lawful wedded shite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:10, closed)

harsh
they're in the bottom 5% of mentals on here
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:14, closed)

I'd rather have mental than dull

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:30, closed)

You got chills, they're multiplying
And you're losing control
Cos the power that he's supplying
It's ELECTRIFYING
Fairholme's the one that you want...ooh ooh ooh
He the one that you need
Oh yes indeed
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:44, closed)

And yet you truly personify both.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:06, closed)

Why do you assume that a gay person is a mincer, do you live life watching Alan Carr and 'Are you being served' thinking all gay people are like them.
I am the very model of that horrible phrase 'straight acting'.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:10, closed)

I always pictured you as Charles Hawtrey.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:13, closed)

Strange, I think of 'Minty' from Eastenders.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:15, closed)

dunno what that is soz ... eastenders is for plebs

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:19, closed)

www.owensworld.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/Fullsize/pictures/fatbastard.jpg
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:20, closed)

As opposite to Charles H. as is possible in occidental genetics, apart from I am also a spectacle wearer.
Rimless Frames for maximum gestapo look.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:23, closed)

Stealth Bummer is a much better term.

( gone, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 9:38, closed)

i don't
you type like one. a pissy little one. that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:24, closed)