Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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.Yesterday I sat down to eat a bramley apple pie, when suddenly it looked backwards over its little flakey shoulder and said "I should warn you, i'm a little tart!"
And that was my punning flan.
Edit: Sexed up a bit. Fifty Shades of Fray Bentos.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Very good,but it's only Saturday.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:16,
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I hope you get cancersoon
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spang!(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:40, closed)
But isn't a pieactually a pie and not a flan? This is why they're called 'pies' I believe. If it was a Bramley Apple Flan, then this would work, but as it's a pie, then it must have been a punning pie. And it lied to you because it isn't a tart either. So it was a lying pie.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:51,
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.It was a plie.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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