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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

Suggested by Ring of Fire

(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Yesterday I sat down to eat a bramley apple pie, when suddenly it looked backwards over its little flakey shoulder and said "I should warn you, i'm a little tart!"

And that was my punning flan.

Edit: Sexed up a bit. Fifty Shades of Fray Bentos.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:41, 4 replies)
Very good,
but it's only Saturday.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:16, closed)
I hope you get cancer
(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:26, closed)

(, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:40, closed)
But isn't a pie
actually a pie and not a flan? This is why they're called 'pies' I believe. If it was a Bramley Apple Flan, then this would work, but as it's a pie, then it must have been a punning pie. And it lied to you because it isn't a tart either. So it was a lying pie.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:51, closed)
It was a plie.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:16, closed)

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