I really don't have to follow you around AA, you're very much a stationary target
You aint twelve you're a mid twenties male, who just manages to make make yourself look stupid at most turns. You're old enough to get your own council flat now, are you suggesting that you shouldn't be allowed on the internet without being accompanied by an adult capable of preventing you looking like an arse?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:10, 3 replies)

Irony, thy name is Rory Lyon.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:18, closed)

here here
looks around room and points at anyone willing to cast the first stone.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:22, closed)

Quite.

(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:28, closed)

Not at all, I'm saying you're a pathetic waste of skin who feels that the only way to get their 'jollies' is to mock and wind others up online
Sometimes it works, mainly it doesn't, yet you insist on carrying on with it.

I can only come to the conclusion that you have nothing else in your life, and that you are to be pitied, not reviled.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:21, closed)

Don't let Rory have any of the sweets, AA.
That'll teach him.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:27, closed)

You sound pretty upset, pull yourself together, you're a man not a boy
You've spent years crying about the bigger boys picking on you. You posted a story about shoplifting that had the total of two replies last time, with one in 'support'; on this wave of confirmation you proudly went on the pearoast tip only for several people to take the piss out of you this time. You deleted in tears AND NOW ITS HORRIBLE RORY LYONS FAULT. You're such a loser, no wonder you're a bedsit wanker.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:30, closed)

Rory, you're dribbling.
Do we need to get the cat in the hat bib out for you?
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:32, closed)

stop ruining my cinema story

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:34, closed)

Not at all, watching you work yourself up into a frenzy is greatly amusing me.
Always the same insults, always the same stories, always the same shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:35, closed)

i'll have to admit they are tailored specifically to you
I can't think of many others living in a congelton bedsit with a dead mum
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:36, closed)

You can't think of *anyone* living in a Congleton bedsit with a dead Mum
As I don't live in a bedsit, and I don't live in Congleton.

Then again, why let the truth get in the way of a good dribble?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:37, closed)

but you are a shoplifting loser

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:38, closed)

And you're a wanker.
I'll hold my hands up and admit that yes, a few years back I did pinch a few quids worth of sweets. However, balance the few quid worth of sweets vs the cinema ticket, and I'm sure they'll get over it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:46, closed)

Hold up hands
We used to nick stuff from the papershop all the time.

It's what kids do.

Of course it all stopped when they started only allowing 2 of us in at a time. Yup, that really worked well.
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:48, closed)

except AA said 'a few years back'
meaning he was 23
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:20, closed)

Stop being so defensive, you're a thief that's all. Your old man the 'Baptist Preacher' obviously spent more time trying to get into his parishioners knickers than he did teaching you right from wrong
You're now trotting out some jumbled up muddled anarcho lefty shit that you've half heard from Bella that you can't steal from big business because they've already stolen from the little people. You're such a loser.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:52, closed)

Again, you bring my family into this, what is it you have against them?
You've never met them, you know very little about them, yet everytime you get wound up at me, you insist on mentioning them. It's sad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:15, closed)

May I just
say, he does it because you react to it.

You don't need to respond to him at all. Just read through his posts, you soon get to realise who is the idiot. Just be happy with that, and leave him to it. He'll soon get bored.
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:19, closed)

Aye, I know
You are entirely correct, I just find it a mystery what in particular he has against me, it's bizarre.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:20, closed)

I don't have anything against you AA, at best you're a fat little thieving gnome who posts prickish crap on a forum that I use

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:28, closed)

You're the one that mocked the fact I was upset over someone I was very close to dying, and I'm the prick?
You're an odd one.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:31, closed)

you were doing it for attention though, someone else's dad carked it and you rubbed your sweaty chubby paws together
you immediately boarded the grief train from congleton and went posting all about it on the internet. Somebody who you barely knew or ever posted about (and we all know how you like to blog your pitiful life on here) suddenly became the center of your world overnight. You've already milked that one with your dead mum, in case you need reminding. Why not pearoast that tale as well.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:41, closed)

Imagine.
Someone on the Internet doing something to attract attention.

Heaven forbid Rory.
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:45, closed)

I hope he's learnt his lesson from todays furore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:48, closed)

Mourning my best friend's Dad is a bad thing now?
Fucking hell Rory, you really are pathetic.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:50, closed)

That's it,
you ruin everyone's fun.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:25, closed)

I'm the most
awful cunt sometimes.
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:34, closed)

It's you, isn't it?
You're the idiot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:34, closed)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Just how inbred are you you pommie cunts?
Fuck me Rory between you and Agnostic you make Aus. look like a wide brown land of tolerance and acceptance.
Dopey fuckwits.

As Lleytton Hewitt would say - "C'mon!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 12:14, closed)

Rory's a paddy, please don't lump the rest of us in with him
You should feel some affinity with the Irish, they're shit at cricket too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 12:22, closed)

Sorry.
Might want to look up the history of the Ashes. And take a look at your crying Scots tennis players.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 12:57, closed)

Errrm
Not one of ours either.He lost, so now he is Scot again and not British. ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:46, closed)

Really?
You saying this about someone else?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:41, closed)

it's got my made up internet name underneath what I've typed and everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:59, closed)