Cunning Plans
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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Partially inspired by A Vagabond: free pool.
Go into a pub with a pool table. ROLL a £1 coin across the bar and ask for £2 worth of 50's. Play two games. Repeat.
(I should add that I don't do this, but that I have tested the principle and never known it to fail unless I've owned up)
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:35, 8 replies)
Go into a pub with a pool table. ROLL a £1 coin across the bar and ask for £2 worth of 50's. Play two games. Repeat.
(I should add that I don't do this, but that I have tested the principle and never known it to fail unless I've owned up)
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:35, 8 replies)
It's funny cause you think ALL Aussies work in your pubs.
Serving you all your piss-weak, shitty pommie beer.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:08, closed)
Serving you all your piss-weak, shitty pommie beer.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2012, 7:08, closed)
Doesn't the pool table get heavy, after a while?
Or is it on wheels?
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:01, closed)
Or is it on wheels?
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:01, closed)
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