I work in IT support
More often than not, if you ask the customer "have you tried ....." they will say "yes and it still doesn't work".

You remotely log into their machine to find that they haven't tried ..... They didn't actually understand what ..... was so they just said "yes" for the fuck of it.

Cunts.
( Joliet, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:03, 4 replies)

Oh yes
It was because they said "yes" for the fukc of it.
(Outtheresomewhere, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:15, closed)

On the other hand
Having been told every cunting time to "turn it off and turn it on again" I try doing that before I phone IT. Guess what the twats tell me to do?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:22, closed)

all.
the.fucking.time.

AllTheTime.

Bastards.

I had one once where his screen had gone 'black' - I said the power cables probably come out the back.

"Oh, no it hasn't" - he even paused while he 'looked to see if it had'

I went down the 7 flights of stairs (ok, an exageration, 2) and sure enough, the power cable was laying behind the monitor on the desk.

Bastards.

I wouldn't mind, but I'm a fucking programmer and I keep getting interupted by people with stupid 'PC problems' (which no doubt they would 'fix' themselves if they were at home) which I have to go and bloody fix, cos as far as they are concerned, I'm "I.T." ("it's all the same isn't it???")
(dchurch bah, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 17:25, closed)

OMG
Every single day at work summed up! lol
(Hairy_Lee, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:15, closed)