The number pad is just there because they look pretty
Man walks into bar and asks for a Coke.

Man is told it's cheaper from nearby vending machines.

Man goes away and comes back to me (I may be staff, but I'm nowhere near the sodding things) and claims the machine isn't working and I'm going to pay dearly for it. (somehow)

Man is asked how he went about procuring his caffeinated prize from the machine's metallic clutches.

Man claims he 'put in the money, pressed A and nothing happened'.

Man is asked why he didn't press a number as well as a letter, for the vending machine takes a letter and a number corresponding to row and column, respectively.

Confused face.

Methodology is explained again.

Confused face. Estimate a 2% chance he was just constipated.

Man is told to go back and type in a number as well as a letter; that row only has one beverage on it anyway.

Man says he'll be back to apologise if it works or complain if it doesn't

He doesn't come back. The lying little cockwaffle.
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:27, 4 replies)

Cockwaffle
Sounds painful. However have a one of these:

*click*
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:02, closed)

cockwaffle.
you have given me something new to call my neanderthal of a brother. many thanks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:11, closed)

Cockwaffle
Good word. I approve.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:56, closed)

Cockwaffle!
"Cockwaffle" and "Estimate a 2% chance he was just constipated" FTW!
( El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:42, closed)