Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Not exactly on topicBut whenever I'm wandering around Tesco and the tannoy announces "Would Mr Perkins go to the back door please", I always get a mental picture of someone going to the back door...and letting the cat in.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:03, 6 replies)
my friendadopted a furry ginger eunuch of a cat that they promptly christened mr perkins. why???
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:36,
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Thatis kind of spooky. But only in a really daft way.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:51, closed)
Does Mr Perkinsget lost a lot in Tescos then?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, closed)
Probably not......but after licking up all the spilt milk, he probably needs to nip out for a pee and can't reach the handle.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:37, closed)
Aaah, bless...It's like a island oasis of innocence in a sea of cockwiping, shitting, flatulence and obscenity!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:50, closed)
PerkinsIt's probably supermarket code for - someone's done a waz in the corner and it needs shifted before the chrome on the cake display goes green.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:38, closed)
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