How do people dress themselves
I get asked some stupid questiosn from Ebay Customers,
1 - why the PAL version game/video/DVD wont play on their amaerican player.
2 - Numerous threats due to non delivery of item, sometimes prior to the money being sent!!!!!!
3 - I was asked if the Charles & Diana champagne flutes I was selling were those used at the reception.
4 - The amount of bidders who don't read the listing then complain about the item boggles the mind.
5 - I had one bloke complain that I was trying to corrupt his son, the son had hacked into his ebay account and bought a GTA for the xbox. Somehow his son nicking the password, posing as him and recieving the game was my fault!!!!!

In fact it is always my fault.

Work - Oracle Support,
1 - Some of our users are such tards they are up to 50 password resets cos they have forgotton it.
2 - I had a women recently who couldnt email a screenshot of the error because it would be easier to fax it as she has not got all day to spend on this.
3 - The amount of emails I get saying "Oracle doesnt work can you fix it please" would amaze, at least once a day.

My fave was a lady who submitted a wwritten warning about me to my head of dept and my subordinate(???) saying I was rude and patronising (fair comment most of the time) for having the audacity to say "would you like me to show you how to do that?".

Why is it most of the people I serve have either too few or too many chromosones?
(CaptainSpunker, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, 2 replies)

Ebay customers
Oh don't get me started on them
pah!
(Freddles, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, closed)

"Is the server down?"
Is the usual email/IM/phone call I get.

Erm, which server? We have over 1500 in our datacentre, along with at least 2 in each of the 70 remote offices...

Jut ask "Is there an issue with Email/Oracle/IM/etc?"
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55, closed)