Souper-rude
I spent five years waitressing and I will never, ever do it again.

One lunchtime I had the delight of serving a well to-do mother and her privately-educated seven year old (the ridiculous uniform gave it away). From the moment I seated them they were rude and demanding. She was haughty; the kid was ten times worse.

"MUMMY!" he bellowed, just a second after I'd set down his soup, "tell the girl that my soup is COLD!".

"It's gazpacho," I replied.

I hope he was stolen from his bed by paedophiles.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:08, 5 replies)

Was the kids name
Rimmer?
(setesh, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:18, closed)

And then face raped with a drill.
I get shits like this all the time in the park near me. One particular twatlet has taken to poking my dog repeatedly in the face with a stick when she's tied outside the cafe and laughing at her. I prey for the day she snaps and bites him.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:29, closed)

....
damm you setesh you stole my line!
(welgar, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:40, closed)

It does beg the important question:
what's more annoying? The groups of gobby, chavvy kids who frequently disturb my bus journeys, or the obnoxious, privately educated little arseholes who are brought up to believe they're better than me due to the volume of Daddy's wallet and the size of Mummy's Chelsea Traction Engine?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:53, closed)

stolen from his bed by paedophiles... GENIUS
@MM boxers are far too tolerant in my mind

i used to have a red and white boxer bitch - complete muppet she was. i was walking her in THICK fog one day in the local park. the game was throw the stick into the mist then let her shoot off to search for it. she didnt return from one particularly hefty lob. i toddled off after her to see a figure in the distance and rumpus (my boxer) jumping up and down trying to grab the stick being being held just higher than she could jump - i played that game with her often but it did strike me as a bit of a cheek that a complete stranger might do this. when i got closer i realised this twat was actually rapping her on the head with the stick every time the stupid mutt jumped - and was pissing himslelf laughing.

"erm - do you mind?"

"yeah what?"

"your hitting my dog"

"dogs a stray i found it"

"eh?"

"yeah was wandering about - i found it, so i'm keeping it"

"rumpus, heel" (for once she did as she was told)

"oi i'm havin that dog - its got no id tag"

I can honestly say it is the only time i have ever knocked someone spark out with one punch.

fuckwit

(it must have made a bizarre spectacle - i also just happened to be wearing a kilt at the time - but thats another story)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:02, closed)