I worked as a waiter
For a Chinese restaurant that also did home delivery. It was called The Tse House. Tse in China is pronounced "kah" apparently but when the family came to England they changed it to be pronounced "say"

Me - *answers phone* "Good evening, Tse House."

Them - "HOUSE!" *click*

Happened about 10 times a night, every night.

Twats

*edit Apparently its not pronounced kah so I've got my wires crossed but it doesn't affect the story*
( Peej, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:29, 4 replies)

erm...
naw it isnae

tse is 'say'

as in Mao Tse-tung - 'mow say tong'

if it was kah that would make it the 'cack house'
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:37, closed)

I can't speak it
its just what hey told me so I probably misunderstood

Still the phone calls were fucking irritating
( Peej, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:40, closed)

I'm sure

this cropped up in a previous QOTW, but from the other side of the phone.





and it did make me laugh a bit
( Moey, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:01, closed)

lucky
You're lucky. The chinese takeaway near me is called mange.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:41, closed)